I am starting my own redistribution plan…like Obama

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In case you can’t read the writing here is what it says:

Crystal,

Your service was Great. The Reason for No tip – I am starting my own Redistribution Plan Like Obama – Started 11/6/12 – I no Longer Tip or Donate to Charities. I give the Money to My Church instead & wounded warriors.

Thanks for Understanding

PS. Please Don’t Be offended I will Redistribute My own Money as I See fit!

Twins on the way…can’t tip!

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Note on receipt says:

Thank you for your excellent service

Normally I tip, but I have twins on the way so have to prepare. I am truly sorry

I have another way you could “prepare”…don’t spend the money to eat out…

Better Job Next Time

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Next time you try to insult me please have it spell checked first. This cracked me up…raggedy bitches come out once a month when they get their welfare and cut up. Besides…my smile is amazing!!! On the bright side…the people two tables over heard what happened and gave me a 20 on their 30 dollar bill.

~Ashley