I will hunt that waitress down and have my kid sneeze in her mouth!


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Elizabeth:

Dear Horrible Waitress, If my child suffers as much as I am suffering over your incredible rudeness to us today then I will hunt you down the next time he is sick and have him sneeze in your mouth. Or spit. He likes spitting. Sincerely One Seriously Upset Mama.

Susan:

Yikes

Elizabeth:

Thankfully, she wasn’t our waitress. Our waitress looked shocked.

Krissy:

I think you need to expand your story!

Ann:

Did you speak to the manager? I suppose you can look at this as material for the next article you write.

Blondie:

OK Lizzie start again from the beginning…take a deep breath and…

Elizabeth:

I was in tears. Sent the PR contact a long e-mail.

Shawn:

Details! I need to know where to let my inner arsonist run free in the pretty flame… Uhh ahem.

Sharon:

what the hell happened? Cause I’m gonna come up from the Ontario and kick ass!

Stacey:

I say we go on mass and open a can whoop-ass.

Marilyn:

How can anyone be rude to such a sweet little guy. She must have issues. Did she sneeze in his mouth?

Elizabeth:

He sneaked through the rail from the family dining area to the ‘no minors’ area at the STICKY WICKET PUB and the waitress on that side was neither kind nor respectful in asking him to leave.

Blondie:

She should have at least asked him to see his ID.

So you wrote the PR contact a complaint because you weren’t supervising your child in a restaurant long enough for him to wander off in another section of the restaurant? And because the waitress wasn’t as nice about it as you would have liked, you threaten to hunt her down and have your kid sneeze or spit in her mouth??

You sound like a GREAT parent…

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