The Most Hilarious Restaurant Runner In History

This is Paul Charles Dozsa, Sydney’s most famous restaurant runner. He had 54 convictions for failing to pay for his meals.

If I had ever had the chance to serve Mr. Dozsa and he had decided to walk out on his meal, I don’t think I could even be mad at the guy. I would simply let him enjoy his “succulent Chinese meal” for free any day…as long as he talked to me with his beautiful, eloquent voice the entire time…

Go Fund My Poop

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So, is it just me or are the Gofundme pages getting out of hand? People are going as far as creating pages to help fund their weddings to asking for extra income instead of simply going out and finding a job! What was once a tool to help support REAL causes, has now become the laughing stock for everyone’s need for extra dough.

One of our followers at IYCATT agrees and decided to create a Gofundme page specifically devoted to his poo…

I have noticed a major increase in ridiculous gofundme causes. I thought why not call it like it is, cut to the chase, and ask everyone to simply fund my $h!t. This is being done in the spirit of humor, but should anyone actually donate I will drop one deuce for chairty, and donate a portion of the proceeds to purchase colostomy equipment for children. After of course buying extra charmin ultra soft for my diddly-hole.
Thank You,
Joe

So far Joe is going strong with $5 donated to a goal of $5000. If you have ever been constipated and know the struggle one can endure with sandpaper toilet paper, THIS is the cause that deserves your support!

DONATE HERE

How To Become Gluten Intolerant – HILARIOUS!

Being gluten free used to be a luxury only reserved for those who are intolerant to gluten. With this cutting edge gluten educational video, you can become gluten intolerant too, whether or not you’re actually intolerant to gluten. In the new age, if you’re not living gluten free, you’re getting left behind. Here’s your chance to jump on the new age conscious band wagon!

Source: AwakenWithJP

Do You Have Racism Insurance?

Do you ever feel like you say the wrong thing around your black friend or co-worker? Have you ever found yourself tip-toeing the line between trying to be “honest” and just plain being racist? Then Racism Insurance is for you!