The Most Hilarious Restaurant Runner In History

This is Paul Charles Dozsa, Sydney’s most famous restaurant runner. He had 54 convictions for failing to pay for his meals.

If I had ever had the chance to serve Mr. Dozsa and he had decided to walk out on his meal, I don’t think I could even be mad at the guy. I would simply let him enjoy his “succulent Chinese meal” for free any day…as long as he talked to me with his beautiful, eloquent voice the entire time…