‘Tip’ Toeing In My Jordans

Apparently this is becoming the new thing to do when tipping…grow up kids!

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In case you are clueless like me, there is a song out called “Tip Toeing In My Jordans”…it’s quite the jam. πŸ˜‰

The artist of the song has recently responded to the tipping fad on Instagram…

iF U WRiTE #TipToeWingInMyJawwdinz THEN MAKE SURE TO TiP YOUR WAiTER $23 LiKE MiCHAEL JORDANS JERSEY NUMBER i SEEN SOME PEOPLE JUST FiLLiNG iN THE BLANK AFTER iT SAYS TiP: TOE WiNG iN MY JAWWDiNZ … BUT MAKE SURE TO LEAVE A TiP BECUZ THOSE PEOPLE WORK HARD AND BRiNG U FOOD AND DUCK SAUCE AND SWEET POTATOR TOTS AND iF U DONT HAVE ALOT OF MONEY TO TiP THEN iTS OK U CAN JUST GO TO TACO BELL OR CHiK FiLET OR GO GET COOKiE CRiSP CEREAL AND POUR A GALLON OF MiLK WiTH THE RED CAP POUR THAT iN THE BAG AND EAT THAT WiTH YOUR HANDS iN THE MiDDLE OF THE PARKiNG LOT iT DOESNT MATTER iF iTS DARK OR NOT AND HAVE YOUR HAND iN A SPOON CUP SHAPE AND EAT THEM COOKiE CRiSPS BEFORE iT GETS SOGGY BUT MAKE SURE iF U WRiTE #TipToeWingInMyJawwdinz ON THE RECEiPT THEN LEAVE A $23 DOLLAR TiP AND YES i KNOW i NEED A NEW WALLET BUT i LiKE THiS ONE SO FUCK OFF BUTT DOCTOR

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