I appreciate the fact you believe my boss should be paying me more. It’s really kind of you to be concerned with my wages. I choose to work here and, as luck would have it, you choose to come in. If you’re interested in protesting my employer’s business practices, I respectfully request you do it somewhere else. That way, the table you’re seated at may have a chance of being filled by someone who cares that I have rent to pay regardless of their opinions on business practices and social expectations


Anyone who has been a server, anywhere, ever.